Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Next week on SMUGF, we have the debut of not just one but two international sensations. Winner of the NJPW 2007 Best of the Super Juniors MILANO COLLECTION AT will face off with Dragon Gate sensation BxB HULK
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Not only that but we have hardcore legend THE SANDMAN in his first match in SMUGF. He will be facing off with "Southern Stomper" LUKE HAWX. These two men will face off in SMUGF's very first hardcore match!

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All this and we continue the Maximum Grand Prix Crowning King tournament. Who will be the contenders? Find out on F/X!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

SMUGF Grapple Zone

The show opens with PAUL HEYMAN standing in the middle of the ring, spotlight shining on him. Heyman talks about a new beginning. "A new era for the world of pro wrestling. An era where technical masters and brawlers stand side by side. People devoting their heart, their soul, and their bodies for a new revolution. This isn't extreme, this isn't sports entertainment, this is Super Mega Ultra Grapple Fight! Cue to pyro and ballyhoo!!!" Then, pyro goes off that would make Wrestlemania jealous.

*Show Open- Wrestling action set to Motorhead's Ace of Spades*

After being welcomed back by the announcers, we go to our first match. First to the ring, in his US television return, ULTIMO DRAGON. After streamers are thrown for the returning star, JACK EVANS comes to the ring. The match is full of high flying action in and outside of the ring. Dragon picks up the victory when he hits the Asai DDT for the pin fall.
Winner- Ultimo Dragon

*Commercial*

We go to a backstage interview with JIM CORNETTE hyping up the team GROUND AND POUND, DANIEL PUDER and NICK DINSMORE. Cornette makes note of their technical abilities and their upcoming debut.

We head back to the ring and SHARK BOY is making his entrance. The crowd, especially the children, go wild for the dweller of the sea. SHARKY gets in the ring and Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man' plays over the loudspeakers. From the back comes a mysterious masked man. In all black gear, he enters the ring and announced as "THE WRESTLING MACHINE". With speed and power, The Wrestling Machine dominates with swift kicks and punches. Out of nowhere he hits a face buster and from the ground locks in the crossface chickenwing for the submission win.
Winner- The Wrestling Machine

*Commercial*

We're back from commercial and out comes MATT SYDAL for the next match. He stands in the ring and the lights go out. Red lights start flashing and the Rottweilers, LOW KI and HOMICIDE, head to the ring. Homicide gets in the ring and goes after Sydal. Homicide has the upper hand until Sydal cartwheels out of the way of a lariat. Sydal gets close to the winning until he tries to hit the Cyclorama. Not being able to lift the heavier Homicide, Homicide catches Sydal with an Ace Crusher from the top rope. He covers Sydal for the 1-2-3. After the match Low Ki comes in the ring and gives Homicide a fork. Homicide goes to town on Sydal's forehead leaving him a bloody mess as The Rottweilers soak in the boos.
Winner- Homicide

*Commercial*

We're back from commercial and we go to the announcers and they let us know that next week MILANO COLLECTION AT will make his debut against another international star, BXB HULK.

Paul Heyman returns to the ring and announces that up next will be the first match in the Maximum Grand Prix Crowning King tournament for the Ultra King of SMUGF title. Heyman gets out of the ring and goes to the announcer booth as a guest commentator.

First to the ring is the legendary TIGER MASK. Once Tiger's music stops, the lights dim and for a few moments, silence. Then a familiar drum beat begins and out comes SMUGF's latest acquisition JEFF HARDY! The crowd roars as he makes his way to the ring. Tiger Mask and Jeff Hardy shake hands before the match starts. As soon as the bell rings the match turns into a blur. Lots of back and forth, high flying action from the two. Tiger Mask goes for the diving headbutt but misses. Taking this advantage, Jeff Hardy goes up top and hits the Swanton Bomb for the pin fall.
Winner- Jeff Hardy

Helping his opponent up, Hardy raises both of their hands up. We see the crowd go wild for these two warriors before we fade to black.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

A Trade That Changes The Business

This Just In!!! SUPER MEGA ULTRA GRAPPLE FIGHT has come to an agreement with ELITE WRESTLING SOCIETY and has acquired former winner of the Best of the Super Juniors, Milano Collection AT! What does are his plans in SMUGF? Will he go straight for the Ultra King of SMUGF?? Will he enjoy catering??? We hope to find out soon. Tune in for more details on February the 25th on FX.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

From the Office of Paul Heyman

With the wrestling world buzzing, SMUGF on F/X at 9pm will be providing the hardest hitting, bone crunching, death defying wrestling you will ever see. I've already announced that we will we have Ultimo Dragon making his US return to face Jack Evans. I have just made arrangements for "The Notorious 187" Homicide to face rising star Matt Sydal. Last, but certainly not least, we'll have Tiger Mask IV facing a mystery opponent in the main event. All this and so much more. February 25th, prepare to have your mind blown by the greatest wrestling in the world.

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Ultimo Dragon vs Jack Evans

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Homicide vs Matt Sydal

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Tiger Mask IV vs ?????

Series Debut February 25th, 8pm on FX

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Changing Wrestling History

Since the beginning of time, there have been three constants. Life, death, and epic battle. Now, in 2008, comes the premier prrofessional wrestling organization. SUPER MEGA ULTRA GRAPPLE FIGHT.

SMUGF has searched the world over for the best from the west and the east. The north and the south. Legends of the past and the heroes of tomorrow. With a style and flair all their own, SMUGF will take the sport of professional wrestling to a new plain of existance.

In his United States television return, the legendary Ultimo Dragon will take on rising star Jack Evans. Also that night, President of SMUGF Paul Heyman makes a big announcement regarding the Universal King of SMUGF.

All this and more February 25th at 8 on F/X.

Roster

AJ Styles
Low Ki
Homicide
Keiji Muto
Jack Evans
Matt Sydal
Matt Cross
Milano Collection AT
Daniel Puder
Tiger Mask IV
BxB Hulk
Bob Sapp
Razor Ramon HG
Ultimo Dragon
Necro Butcher
The Sandman
The Messiah
Luke Hawx
Shannon Moore
Wrestling Machine
Nick Dinsmore
Shark Boy
X-Pac

AUTHORITY FIGURE
Paul Heyman

MANAGER
Jim Cornette

TAG TEAMS
ROTTWEILLERS- Low Ki-Homicide
Ultimo Dragon-Tiger Mask IV
BxB Hulk-Milano Collection AT

UNIVERSAL KING OF SMUGF (WHC)
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DUAL BATTLE DRAGONS(TAG TEAM TITLE)
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